1. You spend a ridiculous amount of time engaging in “online” staring contests.

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2. The “last seen” timestamp has like, actually ENDED relationships.

OK so that’s not real, but it must have definitely happened somewhere.
3. But removing “last seen” means you can’t see anyone else’s “last seen”.

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And you need to know where bae is AT ALL TIMES.
4. The two tick verification only added to your mounting paranoia, but there was always that glimmer of hope.

But maybe he hasn’t read it?
5. Until they decided to turn them FUCKING BLUE AND KILL ALL OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.

6. You now know with certainty, when you’re being ignored.

Just when you thought you couldn’t get any creepier.
8. And you tend to ignore people because their messages are usually LAME AS FUCK.
9. Your phone’s photo gallery is now a collection of your mate’s Tinder matches.

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11. As well as some other weird, weird shit you wouldn’t otherwise have on your phone.
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No need for protein shakes, just eat vagina.
12. There’s always someone spamming you with a running commentary of their day.
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Or packing.
13. Which means 5 minutes away from the app can lead to this:

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14. Which makes you feel cool for like a SECOND, until you realise:

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It’s usually just one mate’s cry for help.
16. Which could cause some serious issues.
17. With so many WhatsApp groups there is always the potential for things to go wrong.
18. So very, very wrong.
19. Unlimited texts are now redundant since you only get messages from service providers or your Mum.

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20. Although that’s not even safe any more.

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22. Like when you want to read that drunken “I love you” message bae sent that one time. 3 months ago. At 4am.
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23. Whatsapp is now available on desktop so you never have to miss not receiving a reply again.

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